The Mandalay Bay Pool is breathtaking beautiful and luxuriously appointed. The unparalleled Mandalay Bay pool is the ultimate pool getaway. There are plenty of areas to lounge around. It has the largest wave pool in The Strip and even a topless spot for the daring College students. Because it’s the most popular pool along the Strip, it can get crowded and not really that kid-friendly. It’s definitely the pool to be when you’re aiming to see and meet a lot of people.

Another popular hangout is the swimming pool in the Flamingo. Be prepared to be transported to a tropical paradise without leaving Las Vegas. It has the luxuries of a perfect getaway boasting of 15 acre area with four pools, a few cabanas and a cave to hide yourself from the sun when it gets too hot.

If you want to see and be seen then the Venetian pool is the best place to be. The pool attracts the good-looking people and you can definitely spot a celebrity every now and then. And the service is fast and efficient.

For the best Las Vegas nightclubs, Blush at the Wynn and Tao at the Venetian along the Strip are the most vibrant night time spots. It’s 3 am and the music is still pumping. An undulating wall of beautiful people gyrates to the beat. Money and good looks seem to be the key aspects to these clubs. But once you’re inside, be sure to be enthralled by the lavish interiors and great vibes.

Of course, knowing where all Las Vegas’ top hot spots are is less than half the battle. Getting into them is significantly more challenging, particularly if you are an outsider or a tourist just there for a day. A simple solution is to use your charm and dress and do behave well. Spring Break is the time for fun and camaraderie. Just enjoy the sights, sounds and people and even the most impenetrable events and happening places won’t matter anymore.

The first thing you will notice upon approaching a club in the wild is a long line of people with a large, ape-like man at the fore. This fellow is the bouncer. Generally speaking, all bouncers have is their muscle, and they like to flex it. You can spend a long time in these lines, never seeing the wonders of the club interior, if you do not behave properly towards these men-mountains. Here are some fun and easy steps that will get you in faster:

1. Dress appropriately. Many clubs have a no-jeans policy. Others want you clad only in bearskin. Pay attention to the dress code.
2. Don’t tick off the bouncer. They hold all the cards in this situation, so be courteous and understanding to these Darwinian nightmares.
3. Bouncers love women. If you have flirty, giggly women in your party, you will get in much faster. If you don’t, you can try to be friendly with some unattached women in line, making it seem like they are in your party WARNING: This can make you look like a huge jerk if it backfires.
4. Bouncers love shiny things. When you go up to him to ask how long the wait is, slip him a silver dollar (or better, twenty in bill form). Don’t tip him too low, or you will never get in. If you tip him too high, people will think you have no concept of the value of money. This, admittedly, can help you with the opposite sex.

We’ll assume for the sake of this article that you made it past the bouncer. Good job! Two edifices now loom in front of you: The bar and the dance-floor. Both have a number of drunken people bumping into one another, so they can be difficult to tell apart. First up: The Bar.
Ordering a drink at the bar is much like ordering one at your local public house, but even so, there are a few things worth mentioning. The first is obvious: it is really crowded. It can be very difficult to get a drink under these conditions. Here are some fun and easy steps that will get you loaded at full efficiency:

1. Pay with cash. The frenzied pace of this kind of place makes it easy to end up with someone else’s drinks on your tab, and trust me, once they are on there, they’re not coming off.
2. Consider learning the bartender’s name. If they are familiar with you, you’ll stick out in a crowd. I would not, however, recommend calling their names out loudly from across the bar while they are busy. This could hurt their feelings and make them never talk to you again.
3. These bar-folk are working very very hard. Always tip for everything (including water!) A dollar per drink is usually about right.
4. Don’t block other patrons from ordering once you have your drink. More out of the way swiftly, or you will be reviled.

Onto the dance floor. Liquor ingested, you should be ready by this point to get out into the teeming mass of humanity and show them all what you can do. Here are some fun and easy tips to get you out there without making (too much of) a fool of yourself.

1. Don’t bug the DJ too much. It’s okay to request a song, but don’t do it too often. Otherwise they will play Ace-of-Base and say that you requested it.

2. Repeatedly “accidentally” bouncing into the women on the floor will do nothing but convince them you are a pervert, and possibly a serial killer.

3. Don’t get into the middle of things, flailing wildly and taking up space, for the sake of flailing wildly and taking up space. This might seem like it goes without saying, but any club you go to has about 20 of these guys making dancing difficult for everyone else. You can have fun in the thick of things without tripping everyone up, even if you aren’t a great dancer. Just be alert.

4. Don’t bump and grind with a girl unless you know she’s interested. If she’s not, she could complain to the aforementioned bouncer, and you could have some serious trouble (after all the work it took to get here, you wouldn’t want to get bounced, would you?)

Well, that information should have you well on the way to having a great time in the clubs of Miami. Be smart, be cool, and you should have no problem. If you are a loud idiot, well, you’ve been warned and I won’t be held responsible. Happy travels, and happy eating/drinking/dancing/debauchery.